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Mary Bernsen is a published author, book lover, and most importantly, a devoted wife and mother. The kitchen is her sanctuary, but arts and crafts are her worst enemy. Sarcasm is her first language, and she may or may not have a wine-addiction. She loves sharing her family's adventures with the world because, let's face it, they're one goofy bunch and everyone would use a laugh. If you would like to reach Mary directly, be it just to say "hi" or to talk about guest posts, sponsored posts or the like, please email pinterestfailed@gmail.com

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